WTF, Bro?!? Billy Burgerhammer EIC of EGM?
First of all, I will NEVER read or purchase the new EGM. It is NOT EGM! EGM has to have Davidson, Hsu, Boyer etc; at it’s helm, not a fat piece of worthless shit who used to run a website called PlanetGameCube.com, which was in direct competition to the almighty NintendoNation.com. You don’t let someone who has worked for a shit rag like Game Informer man the helm of the almighty EGM… but then again, like I stated above, this new iteration is merely a shell of it’s former glory. Nothing more than a half-assed attempt to attain the true glory of the 90’s videogames mags. It just can’t and won’t happen. Hello, internet? Fuck you!
Wait a minute…
What the fuck??
It was all for naught… could there be a clone of Shadow as well… or maybe she was responsible for this all along… Separation Anxiety!! The DNA matches up, will I find the truth in Nevada afterall? I don’t think I want to uncover anymore…
WHIP WHIP!!